Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

Accident Jokes More Accident Jokes

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.