What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.