Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.