Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

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Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.