Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What people travel the most?

Romans.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.