How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.