Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Previous Random Joke Next
Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Lacist Jokes More Lacist Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Skinhead Jokes More Skinhead Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

How do we call a skinhead with an Afro?

The only black KKK member.

Velcro Jokes More Velcro Jokes

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.