What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!