What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee