What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.