Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

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Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.