What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Fun Joke Jokes More Fun Joke Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?