What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!