What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!