What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What's green and has four wheels?

A turtle. I was lying about the wheels

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!