What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.