What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!