What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.