Tin Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending. )

Graduate Cylinder Jokes More Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"