Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

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How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.