The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.
If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.
Because they're full of Germans.
The Holocaust.
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
