What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

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He was impeached!

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You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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another one popes up.

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We're Finnished."

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Because it's a Finnish hymn.

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