Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.