What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.