What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.