What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

Why are ballerinas so vigilant?

They are always kept on their toes.

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"