Ouch Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What joke?

Exactly".

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.