Ouch, that Hertz!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Ouch
Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Running . . . JK! Rolling
Nine and three quarters.
The Holocaust
Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".
A: Saddle-lite TV
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
It was hard to make a living.
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Derweinerslider
A condescending con descending.
Pin its other hand to the ground.
Ouch! I Hermione!"
Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
