What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Monitor Jokes More Monitor Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Ouch Jokes More Ouch Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz