What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz