Stub Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

Au Jokes More Au Jokes

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

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Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Nana Jokes More Nana Jokes

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"