Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton