Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

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Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

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Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D