Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Break Clock Jokes More Break Clock Jokes

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.