Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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Promotion Jokes More Promotion Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.