What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit