What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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Unreliable, you racist prick.

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They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift