What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew