Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

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What did one lawyer say to the other?

we are both lawyers."

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming