What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit