What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.