What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

feelings. T.T

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Who sews really really fast?

Tailor Swift

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.