What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

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What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

Why did the stop sign get an STD?

Because it had a 4-way.