What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

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What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"