Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"
Jesus died on the cross
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
With debate.
It's not a too-nah!"
Two chickens and a goat.
Because it's down to earth.
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."