What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

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What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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What does a new pilot do?

Wing it.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."