What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

quack

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

you neek up on it.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

Hot Wing Jokes More Hot Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."