What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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Jesus died on the cross

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Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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It's not a too-nah!"

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These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"