How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.