How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.