Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

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Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.