What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

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What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to .

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!