What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

How does the executioner like his coffee?

Decap

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

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What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press