What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

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What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!