How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

React Jokes More React Jokes

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"