A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
He wanted to be with his family.
have you tried turning the light off and back on?"
Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
When the (w)hole job's done.
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
A mirage!
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
M O R M O N
That's an oxy, moron!