A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
They can't handle the triggers.
He resisted a rest.
In case he got a hole in one.
It pokes holes in condoms.
A: A dog barking in a mirror.
A Mirror
M O R M O N
That's an oxy, moron!
