Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.