What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.