Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

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What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator?

There wasn't mush-room.

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.