Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.