What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)