What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.