Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!