What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.