What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.