What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

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What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.