Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.