Because of the towel ban
and what are the employees names?
They barium.
Because there are Targets on every corner.
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Because of the towel ban.