What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!