How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

What do you call an idiot?

You

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake.