How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get someone with downs syndrome out of a tree?

Wave at them.

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

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How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!