Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.