Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH?

A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...