Dash Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Flash Jokes More Flash Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Remorse Code Jokes More Remorse Code Jokes

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

Handicap Spot Jokes More Handicap Spot Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.