What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.