What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.