Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.