Beet Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?

Beets.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

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